glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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