fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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