I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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