babies were throwing up all over the place
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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