I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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