garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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