So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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