How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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