If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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