I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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