She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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