they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
be right there i have to get my cape
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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