What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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