I hate your face
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
