i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
