She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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