Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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