So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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