i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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