Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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