somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I hope mine doesn't look like that
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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