Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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