I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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