haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
So squirting runs in the family.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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