did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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