Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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