i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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