Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Randomize
