there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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