just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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