Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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