I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
zippers are such a cool invention
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
