I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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