Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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