all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I see more hoeing in ur future
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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