is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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