nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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