That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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