the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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