office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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