I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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