I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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