told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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