now i know why i became what i already was.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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