It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize