that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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