dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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