Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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