Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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