you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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