The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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