Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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