I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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