I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It's shark week go big or go home
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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