she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Are we still banned from the library?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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