Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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